I just wanted to find someone that I could say “duck off” to - can that be you? :-D

Listen here young’un, back in my day the only thing that would randomly fall from the sky was bird poop - and we liked it that way!

Why… why is the world like this?

Sorry, I iz too dum-dumz to understand this - want to walk me through it? Murder of the affairs (the thing, genitive… plural?) => Death of the heart?

Your aim: logic.

Their aim: capitalism.

:-(