The rules to remember when this is happening but before it gets that bad:

1. remember your own advice
2. have you tried turning it off and on again?
3. have you explained the issue to the ducky?
4. have you eaten?

Rule 1 is the hardest tho

I mean, seems pretty pseudoanonymous to me, unless Musk had another kid he named apj2k36 or something.

Oh, so that means you don’t have any issues with people exploring fusion energy. Cool

But but but I thought you said they can’t afford to spend the money on anything because they’re spending it on the Fusion research!

Are you saying gasp they can fund more than one thing??? Oh my. I bet they definitely can’t afford to invest in solar as well then or coal since they’re spending sooooo much on researching fusion. You’re just imagining things.

I don’t see what that has to do with fusion energy development. Are they trying to fuse coal into bigger lumps of coal?

Or agave syrup apparently

This isn’t unsweetened tea either. It’s probably very sweet considering how high in the order agave syrup is

… Are you happy at least?..

I never said you made an explicit suggestion, but if you think you’ve made an implied one, go ahead and point out what they might be 🙃

Yeah, too bad humans can only focus on one thing at a time.

It’s always best to abandon projects that are difficult, even if minute progress is being done on them. Like, could you imagine if someone made a machine that can fly? That’s just silly, after all only birds have flown for thousands of years.

And while we’re cutting spending I suppose, why not shut down the LHC too? Barely any progress made there in decades too.

Yeah! We could use such technology to trap this “artificial sun” instead, and then have a steady stable output throughout the night for things that use a bunch of electricity but run constantly, like water filtration plants and material processing facilities.

Great idea! But I guess more research is needed to make this work for the things that use the MOST electricity, instead of small portable devices that use a fraction of the electricity

Yeah, and then that artificial sun can give us power at night