Lucien [he/him]

Based

And OP did specify “popular”, which Slackware hasn’t been since the late 90s

You’ve reinvented blade servers

Get out your seat and jump around

“when you go far enough left, you get your guns back”

It’s a common test for general eye health. It’s really not about wearing glasses, it’s just something eye doctors do to make sure you stay healthy.

The Shaq Fu video game, goddamn, what a waste of effort

LaTeX with Beamer for slides, and show the resulting PDF on any computer you want

Star Wars? Boo!

I’m a cat person and I don’t get it either

Exactly, my first thought to this was “with considerable back pain”. My partner is considering a boob reduction for this same reason.

Understandable addition

This is fine

Give yer balls a tug

Perfect capture of Brak

The star in the middle is not spell checking

The current events in Palestine have been an ongoing thing for decades

Fuck, that’s good

If you wore glasses, you’d get it. It’s an almost universal image shown inside of a glaucoma test device, which puffs a quick burst of air into your eye. It doesn’t really hurt, but it startles you and initiates your blink reflex and causes your eye to water. The blink reflex part is the kicker, though, because blinking before the test is done will invalidate the test and they’ll have to do it again. I’ve sat there upwards of six times through this torture device. Lately, though, my eye doctors use a bump test after putting numbing drops in the eye. I think it’s probably more accurate, and it doesn’t initiate a blink reflex like the puff test does.