starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
“Sweet deal.”
Huh? How could that possibly…
squints
Well, I’ll be a son of a bitch. It’s like the world’s grimiest Magic Eye poster.
glances into mirror
Oh.
Right.
…Shit.
The microwave at the Future Gadgets Lab is about to experience one hell of an upgrade.
CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!
Dude, c’mon guys…
Can we not immediately sexually objectify any woman who happens to appear in an online photograph or video?
I thought we left that kind of gross, adolescent shit back on Reddit.
I like to think that the glasses just materialize whenever a human fully achieves therapist mode.
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”
Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.
Furry Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: “Just vibe.”
Oh. Oh, man. I’m not the only one…
(#4)
Take a wild guess…
When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.
Can anyone expand on this claim?
I did a search out of curiosity and couldn’t find a single link, page, or video on the religious rites of turtles.
“There was a hole here. It’s gone now.”