Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
My mom is one of these hateful MAGAts, but loves the “nice Mexican lady” that cleans her apartment for such a reasonable price.
Don’t worry, they have enough cognitive dissonance to not be bothered by this in the least.
God damned deep state, man…
First of all, you have no proof that it was I who stole the moon.
Second of all, after I did steal the moon, I put it back.
Common mistake, but no, it’s Israel.
And nothing on that list is a forecast. But when have we ever let facts get in the way??
“Forecast”
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
That aren’t dealt deadly to make… Yay, progress!. .?
What’s with all the hot dog news around here??
I was thinking maybe we could rename Florida’s Prince Albert - errr Lake Okeechobee - after him instead.
I thought the one with the tree on it was the shame flag?
I really thought this would be an Onion article.
Yes but are these Impossible Hot Dogs made from the dregs of plants that were too disgusting to use for any other purpose? If they can’t meet that high bar then I don’t know if I even want them.
he might invent some sort of grant and literally give them our taxpayer dollars.
Hmmm, now where have I seen that before??
He’s just in rough shape all around. If he came that way from the pound, maybe those pirates are a bunch of softies after all…
All 4 of his legs are peglegs? Those pirates are monsters, what did they do to that poor dog??!
You’re probably right. Part of the reason it sets me off is because I assume they’re doing it on purpose. Maybe they are and I’m (partially) justified and maybe I’m attributing malice to stupidity or however that saying goes.
Fortunately this is a relatively infrequent occurrence as I’ve found the products I like. But god damn does it upset me when I pick up the wrong thing.
I do look for that, but sometimes I’m not paying 100% attention (the fact that I need laser focus to fucking buy water is another issue).
It also doesn’t help when manufacturers use shrinkflation as an opportunity to update their packaging (is this a new product or just a smaller version of the old one?)
It ALSO doesn’t help that they love to put the saccharine shit - sorry, the “artificially sweetened” - nope, not right either - the “sweetened with something that’s not sugar” crap right next to the water. They want it to be healthy-by-association. It needs to be next to the sodas though, since it’s a drink for people looking for an alternatively sweet product. Those of us looking for water aren’t interested in it, which all adds up to making me think their marketing plan is to get people to buy it on accident.
I understand this. My point is “zero sugar” and “no sugar” are obtuse terms and much better ones exist.
Using a man-made sweetener? Call it artificially sweetened.
Using a natural sweetener other than sugar? Say so, it’s not hard and also less of a misdirection than the phrasing they like to use.
Sometimes.
Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?