What a fucking boss.

Is this the result of the “being far is healthy” post from yesterday?

Are we losing a pun in translation or is the joke that both words are a fun, repeating syllable?

Everyone ignores the lizard people until they can no longer be ignored 🦎🦎

I live in a solidly red state. The odds of it flipping in the next 20 years is nil. If I vote 3rd party, it

1. tells the entrenched parties that I’d rather have a lunatic than either of their candidates and
2. cause more infighting in the RNC as they will assume the lost vote was meant for them.

Hangers would do wonders. If you want, ALL your clothes could get hung up. Or get a cheap plastic set of drawers to put folded clothes into.

There’s nothing wrong with minimalism, just try to keep junk from cluttering your desk/workspace (something I still need to work on after 15 years in the professional world).

Embrace the pain, finish it.

It sounds like a harmless prank on the astronauts that everyone pretended to take really seriously.

At least I hope the astronauts didn’t know beforehand, and I hope they got a kick out of it.

I looked into the verse and aftermath until I got bored.

Did the sneaky cannibal mom ever get punished? I read enough to know the uneaten son remained uneaten.

And did no one get mad that they boiled the first lady’s son? Like, there’s got to be better ways to cook a child. Boiling meat rarely leads to a tasty dish. Unless they made a stew I guess

I’d say it’s alright for 4 bucks or less.

Depends on the industry and if you have any co-ops or internships under your belt.

It’s tough starting out for most people, but it’s way better than the kids that graduated in 2020 or 2021. I still worry about them sometimes…

My wife and I were talking about this while we were struggling to figure out how to occupy our young children in the hours that school doesn’t cover while we’re still at work.

It seems a scam that children are meant to go to school and do other activities for 9 to 10 hours a day just so we can put food on the table.

Why does this make you mad?

The lead singer, Jonathon “Smash” Mouth was actually a leading climate scientist for 30 years before forming the band.

The band was actually started as a way to wake the world up. Their first hit single “walkin’ on the sun” was another hint for people to pay attention to the global climate.

The drummer, Al Gore, actually attempted to run for president in the year 2000. Although he was unsuccessful, he continues to try to fight climate change through documentaries.

Lol, picturing OP taking this picture while sobbing bitter tears because Tina-bot02 is cheating on him.

Not pictured was the moaning and grinding on strangers.

hold up spork

Hopefully it’s a decent protection plan and not a “pay for another phone in monthly payments then have to pay $150 deductible if you actually break your phone” kind of plan.

When you have children too young for school, you can’t really stash them and you can’t leave the house after 8pm or so.

So you have a half-social life with your childless friends and hope they don’t mind that they’re always with you, or you make friends with other parents and your kid schedules can line up a little.

That’s like saying you can’t enjoy skirt steaks because you’ve had ribeye.