We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices
Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings
I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen
“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
Cock-and-ball sink
Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different
Make sure to thoroughly check your child’s candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it’s laced with fentanyl.
heck
I think it’s foamy milk for a latte
The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping
Yeah, I really don’t understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It’d be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.
Put a spooky skeleton under that truck and then we can start talking
Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is
Both jinner and jurger sound like horrific slurs
When I start taking screenshots waaaay too often, that’s when I know I’m really engrossed in it.
I do this especially often with EU4, like whenever I’m in a gigantic war, or when I’ve just taken some land and my borders are looking real sexy
Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol