They are external ports for water cooling. They allow you to run the pipes to an exterior location, and I have never seen anyone use them ever. I would leave the rubber grommet as it generally looks nicer than the hole.

Comparatively speaking, it’s safer than coal mining. Wikipedia Nuclear Accidents by Death Toll

Mining Accidents

And it needs to be heavy enough to reach those that are that far down.

"We’ve gone ahead and synced all your files to the cloud! Create an account to access them once again.

Enter your email: ______

[ Click here to delay the inevitable ]"

Well, damn, I’ve never seen that put so clearly before. I literally have been trying to schedule myself like a manager using half-day increments like a maker.

If it’s your sign you may do as you please with the sign. Displaying it in your yard may be less straightforward, as it may no longer count as a political sign and fall under a local sign or art ordinance. Probably.

I’ve seen people try to say that shorts are “unprofessional” but my counter is being a sweaty mess is worse. If it isn’t cold enough to warrant pants, in wearing shorts!

I have a fitness tracker that goes off during “stressful periods.”

This is particularly funny when I’m just at work, working on something at my desk, and it’s like “hey man, calm the fuck down!”

I don’t think so.

They are pretty small and would need to take a lot of bites to eat an entire barn.

I agree with the first part. It was supposed to be a check and balance to government power and oppression. It gives people the power to fight back against injustice.

However, in the time of intercontinental missiles, planes, tanks, and remote operated drones, are a bunch of peasants with guns actually going to do anything if the government turned on its people? Does the “right to bear arms” not extend to other, non-gun weapons?

Toast ≠ bread?

• Convert it into 1,500 pennies
• Fashion a slingshot from a balloon, tube, and some tape.
• Have fun shooting cans, balloons, people, etc.

A do-it-yourself airplane kit would be pretty amazing, time be damned!

You know, I was thinking T = (0P) + 40, but that implies that 0 people would still be able to play the song in 40 minutes and that doesn’t feel right.

Yours also implies that any number of negative people could play the song in the same amount of time, and that also feels correct.

Funny thing, even if you do that you can be prevented from initializing the device. You get a “this phone was reset in an unusual way, sign in to the original account used for setup” message the may or not hint at an email address. I’ve got a stack of them on my desk from former employees that I’m trying to get back into. Pain in the ass for business, good for consumers.

I had to go check if that was real, and sure as shit it is!

I had this same thing happen when I tried to sign up years ago. There is no way around it, there is no alternative. The only option is to send them pictures of your ID, which is in the “hell no” category on my to do list.

Oh, no worries, they’ll just call you constantly while you are on vacation because creating the proper structures to cover an absence costs too much and harassing you in your off-hours costs nothing!

Tooth growth putting! Absolutely no way that could cause horrors!

And the ability to disable categories of notifications so that these “offers” can never pester me again is one of the greatest intentions of the digital age.