Fucken hilarious 😂👏

Always.

Reminds me a lot of Snowball’s ghost in Animal Farm, always coming around at night to sabotage things conveniently out of sight from any witnesses. This was all Snowball’s doing, dontchaknow!

Excellent whataboutism 👌

“As a vegan, this issue doesn’t affect me in any way, so it shouldn’t affect you either💅”

Let them eat quinoa amirite

Nothing Trump has ever said has been “confidential” 😂

He could make a tweet saying he’s going to destroy the continent with a deathray tomorrow, and MAGA fascists would make a tiktok dance to celebrate it. There’s no Watergate this time around, only Leopard’s All-you-can-eat face buffet™