Stellaris

Push em baby

Yeah, I like having the roads with those little green lanes on either side, so I can imitate Seattle

And those versions will be updated every 50 years

RTGame’s gonna have a field day

Their discless gaming consoles that rely entirely on subscriptions like this were a lousy idea, streaming works for movies but not for console games. Nowadays digital console media takes up so much storage space, my 1TB discless xbox one can only ever have 10 games installed at any given time. And that’s not considering the updates that take literal hours being released every other day at this point. If those green discs ain’t broke then don’t fix them. I can’t wait to save up for a switch, that’s where all the fun games are anyway

It makes me happy to see more of my fellow Americans’ chess channels getting popular, and that chess here isn’t just for the Desis, east Asians and Russian defectors anymore

Oh dear, we’re doomed!

RrRiHaYcHuUuUuUuUu!

Reptiles love heat, and will outlive most species in the impending climate disaster, the alligators of the American South are benefitting from climate change rn

Reminds me of what the hoverboard craze of the mid-10s resulted in, products with a bunch of shoddily-assembled components that turn the batteries into bombs making it onto store shelves faster than the new thing powered by said batteries can get new safety guidelines released for it

Minecraft Story Mode S3 when?

Telltale? I thought they went out of business

Utah? (I hear they’ve started doing that for all sites that are known to be more than 30% porn)

Or pornhub, known for its nice, civil comments that, unlike youtube’s, don’t degrade the stars, impersonate them in “call me on telegram for a giveaway!!1” bot scams or screech very imaginative Russian compliments at people with their caps lock keys for putting 2 colors in one’s pfp- because it’s 18+ so no 13-yo’s allowed.

And more and more ooh-la-la creators are discovering lemmy’s adult instance

Mmmm, need to feed my ketamine addiction I do! Or run over you with this 2001 Honda Civic I must!

I can hear this image. I know that laugh…

Not all of them. According to them the MC creators George and Dreamwastaken are 100% gay and secretly fucking (yes some really are so depraved they actually ship IRL people- though those two, like complete fools, are fine with it while one of their friends who started out when he was under 18 had to constantly remind them he was a kid!)

I mean as a bi male I like gay and lesbian ships, but not when you set things up so you almost have a bunch of entirely-new, fan-made canons where all the prevailing ships between any 2 legally-fuckable characters are just the same forced and low-effort homosexual ships spammed constantly.

And many of them don’t even remotely fit, as they have this weird obsession with forcing 2 sworn enemies together- like Drarry (Draco/Harry) in HP, Rusame (Russia/America in countryhumans), or even Steve/Herobrine in Minecraft, where nothing seems to even reproduce using sex (the babies immediately appear out of thin air and incest has no genetic consequences)

Baby Yoda is so adorable I CAN’T