DrWorm

My son is on the list for a kid knee transplant

When I was I school, they did random drug tests for those on sports teams. This is considered legal, since the participation on a team is voluntary

He just likes warm drinks

Mothers who ingested the garlic capsules produced milk with a perceptibly more intense odor, as evaluated by several adult panelists brought in to sniff the breast milk samples.

How does one get recruited as a milk sniffer?

I recently learned about this, which is also known as Rhode Island pizza strips. I haven’t had the chance to try it yet

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_tomato_pie

Totally normal

In our meeting, he asked us not to unbox the devices in front of him because he is in love with someone and wants the first time he witnesses a Friend unboxing to be with her.

Yo dawg, I heard you like milk…

alias who_the_fuck_is_that=finger

It says “Free Palestin”. Totally different place

He had to sell them to pay for gas

Some people’s stomachs are too delicate for the delicious flavor

The quirks in this quiz aren’t even universal, and vary based on which browser you’re using. See the table at https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Date/parse#non-standard_date_strings

Also I got 13/28 😑

Clank clank

Mississippi is always the worst of any statistic

Right he has felony convictions, that seems like a better thing to mention