I think I’m having a stroke.
Two photos in one day? What are you? a hundronary?
No. AI wouldn’t mess up like that. It could spew other kinds of shit, but with excellent syntax. It’s far more likely for humans to make mistakes like that.
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In your country’s defense, you didn’t create it. You did everything in your power to stop it, and failed miserably. All the rest… yes.
99% of Lemmy, but unironically.
4277 gallons are 1094912 tablespoons, divided by 547500 you get 1.99984. So each sausage has almost 2 tablespoons of juice.
Like… Sexually?
Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.
Tensegrity, tensional integrity or floating compression is a structural principle based on a system of isolated components under compression inside a network of continuous tension.
The bottles are in compression, while the tensors are providing… You guessed it, tension.
I don’t know the name, but it tastes like ass.
What other word? Minarchist?
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And when they say stomach, they mean arteries.
Only when they’re consenting adults doing no harm to anyone.
They’re paid by the hour.
99 user stories on the wall…
99 user stories…
Take a few down, end up the scrum
126 user stories on the wall…
Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.