Fuck. What do we have left? Lincoln Logs? Tinker Toys?

I need help. I don’t get it…

We had them in the first half, but we lost it on the second.

I guess all my mom’s best cookies had too much butter

It stresses me out at times how many people want to keep track of me. Let me disappear and go off the grid. I should be glad that they care… but I’m really not. It makes me feel guilty. So many days I wish to just vanish without a trace.

Most lifeguard’s are invisible, sitting there just watching for trouble. Others though are absolute fun police when you are a kid.

That’s a lemon https://youtube.com/shorts/aaFNEdvy3KY

This style of ice cream scoop is my favorite https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Heavy-Duty-Non-Slip-Supplies-Scoops/dp/B00RGFVBQY

It’s not really a scoop, but a plow/shovel. If your ice cream is rock solid, this style lets you apply maximum force directly on it, as opposed to at an angle.

In the last episode with 10 seconds left on the clock, magnus Carlson taps your shoulder. “Eh, you’re in my seat. I was up late drinking and dancing while playing lightning chess and missed my alarm.” 9 seconds later he wins. The world is saved.

Wow, rude