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Save the earth
Do coke
Save the earth
Do coke
Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.
EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact
Pass the joint, bud.
I remember being younger than Bart. Now I’m older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.
Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.
I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.
Josef Mengele died in 1979
As a Canadian you should be more concerned with muskeg.
I had this in one of my anthologies as a kid and that third panel is carved into my brain.
Ew no. They’re going to taste like silicone and suncreen I bet.
This sounds like the start of a prophecy.
I’m not into that but if that’s what my friends want I’ll enjoy it.
Pizza Peacemaker. If you’re with a bunch of people with varying tastes and want to order pizza, you open the app and pass your phone around. Each person in turn puts in what they like and how much they want to eat. At the end the app tells you what you should order and how you should split the bill.
“Sorry, we’ll come back later when you’re feeling better.”
I guess that’s just a factor of this being a non profit thing. A user-built social media platform doesn’t have to do everything it can to retain user eyeballs for as many seconds a day as possible.
Why the fuck do these sexy dice have “sand”?
Maybe they’ve just got an ugly baby.
I remember going to a video game museum in Berlin and seeing Game Boys behind glass. (Insert Saving Private Ryan Matt Damon getting old gif here)
Fun fact: Spider-man wasn’t allowed to punch enemies in that show.
“I’m sorry (this got out).”