Bold of you to assume this means they are hiring more workers…

Wouldn’t be the first time, if true.

I generally reframe it from a perspective even they think they understand: Money.

Governments want their money. Less Population = Less Taxes for them to take, ergo, no government is trying to lower their population. And do they, the audience, think that the government is willing to have less money?

I don’t think so!

Yeah, stupid people who lack empathy only get to run for the Republican ticket!

That and there have been companies that had good product, but then got bought out. Only afterwards, they reduce product quality to the point of being some of the worst on the market.

These vulture capitalists are hoping that the brand recognition of what was once a good product keeps the company afloat long enough for them to rot away and consume the company from the inside.

Good though they cut finding to that, too, then.

Thankfully, most of that shit is still on magtape, so actually have to work for it.

The people who made fun of you won’t be laughing when they share 50% of the blame during the damage claim phase of an accident.

And brain worms running the health department…

Yes. People are willing to do all kinds of tasks for money. If nobody wants to do a job it’s because you aren’t paying enough.

Which they would do if the work paid a living wage.

+10%

Unless you are Russia…

Weed be better off with a literal potato sitting in the oval office.

In a suit, of course…

Ain’t looking too good for capitalist society then, either…

Turns out that the current administration was just a bunch of DUI hires.

If they get pardoned, they can no longer plead the 5th, so that should be fun!

That’s what happens when you have a suicidal death cult trying their damnedest to bring about their version of the end of the world.

Because their current competition, the USPS does so as a service that’s paid for by your tax dollars.

Once that goes away, or is sold off, none of them have the incentive to continue to do so.

And in the end they will all eventually collude on raising the process for all of their services, just like every other ‘not a monopoly’ corporate collective.

There would be no reason for them to keep a free service like that when they could charge the consumer for it instead.

No company in position to purchase the USPS would have any conviction to show goodwill towards their users. Only quarterly profits matter.