They make children addicted to fun and games while they yearn for the mines

Until it doesn’t

Is there a danger of exploding or will any old jar do?

I see what you mean

Holds up spork

Not your problem yet

That being said: just banning smartphones isn’t gonna cut it.

The dreaded heel vs heel match

I’d like to think they are Gregor Samsa in denial and about to come to the conclusion that they are the bug. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis

Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

Alright partner. Keep on rolling baby. You know what time it is?

Please, let me brush my teeth first! 😄 (But seriously, I like your beaver pics)

It’s not a malfunction, it’s a feature

I, too, like to spit into my fellow humans

Gotta live the limbo life

Ohhh you thought he was a man - but he was a muffin

I’ve been searching for something

Soy gringo tambien. Es porqueria.

It’s low budget but I’d smash.

Sounds good. Which provider do you use?

Tengo naranjas grandes para el oso y dos gardenias para ti.