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Drake likes to have sex with children so… maybe care about more important shit.

As a Google investor this is good news. That ain’t SHIT.

Same as the rest of us, lube.

On this point I have to concede. That is not beneficial.

Hmmm not really though. Depends on how you currently use phones. I have the bottom end last year’s model galaxy phone. My annual insurance costs as much as this phone not counting what I actually still pay monthly for the phone. Something like this is WAY cheaper and even if you have to replace it in 2 years you can upgrade and still spend a FRACTION of what I did for this phone. It’s very cost effective, and with the added benefit of being repairable these are welcome in my eyes. There IS a market for this even if you do have to eventually replace the phone, as all phones need eventually anyways.

I think it’s more of a “they have to host your shit somewhere” even if it’s just cold storage think about having to task employees with backing up 7 year old drm onto cold storage. The man hours are better spent elsewhere. I don’t love it, but I get it.

Your resistance is futile

Your resistance is futile

Lol, but seriously stahp I have shares in Google. Let us just use your private data bby, we won’t do anything bad, promise! Lmao

Try Suicoke auto-cab’s pretty stylish, they come in black, can be worn with sweats or jeans or anything really, and they’re pretty comfy for me. I’ve got some screws in my foot from a motorcycle accident so I’m bougie about my footwear and Suicoke gets my nod of approval. NIKE ACG sandals LOOK nice, but I’ve never worn or owned em, so I don’t know if they’re comfy or durable.

Olu’kai also makes great house sandals, but they’re NOT stylish for going out, they are comfy though if that’s what you’re in for.

I hate Birkinestocks because I used to be a chef, and that’s what chefs usually use. If I see birki’s when I’m out I just assume you’re a chef on his off day lol. Fucks with my head

No cargos. Do short shorts, JUST above the knee is fine, and they can have several pockets, just make sure they’re either Jean style pockets (do not get denim short shorts unless you have a BITCHIN mullet) or some other style of pockets. The problem with cargos is those pockets down by the thigh are bulbous, and unless your wearing an equally baggy shirt also with extra pockets and Utility and shit it just looks… bad with a slim shirt.

Guys if you’re reading this and thinking I don’t know what I’m talking about, but you’re 350 lbs and haven’t seen a pussy since you came out one, please heed my words.

Make cargo shorts and t shirts illegal. Seriously, you look like a bum wearing that shit. Wear solid color Chinos and sweaters for cold weather, camp collars for warm weather. Stop dressing like mommy picked out your clothes.