You and your 692 partners can fuck off

record scratch Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Let me explain….

PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware “PC tune up” apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.

I’d pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don’t want anything to do with you. I don’t know shit about gorillas

There’s been this thing going around about whether a woman would rather be alone in the woods with a random man or a bear

But what a hell of a month it will be

Adding this to my list of reasons why I don’t give “110%”

The fact that a rifle is attached to the telescope is just a funny coincidence

I remember having it explained to me in catechism (essentially catholic religious education) that they would know you’re in hell and wouldn’t miss you. Kind of a fucked up thing to tell a 6 year old, but what are you gonna do

Bread pile (empty)

my “vacations” are basically for having an extra day or two off. Maybe I’ll go on a day trip to somewhere in the area. It’s not like I’m going to a retreat on a private island or anything

Do not become addicted to food, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence

I think Licensing is pretty much the best way to explain it. IIRC it was/is mainly companies in developing countries that were paying to use Jeep designs rather than Jeeps being shipped overseas or Jeep manufacturing having to be spun up in the country. Recently Mahindra had a license to use Jeep designs for manufacture in India but got in trouble because they were using those designs to make vehicles for the US market (I think it was the Roxor) and that was violating their terms.

It’s pretty well documented that bears survive mainly on the contents of picnic baskets

Really saved us a lot of time when we figured out you could just piss in the can

First I just draw this head, then erase some of the details… there! A circle!

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Mmm… warm ranch dressing

I think they specifically mean Wi-Fi, not confusing it with cellular.

I would be surprised too if I went into a cave and suddenly my phone is connected to Wi-Fi. Where are the access points? Who is running internet all the way out here? I don’t see any telco boxes or signs of a human presence. Why do the speeds get faster the farther I go? Why did my phone connect to some random network when I specifically told it not to do that? It would be even weirder if it’s WPA3 protected or something because I obviously don’t have the password for the cave Wi-Fi

Makes it harder for someone to steal your stuff when you’re literally laying on it too