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minus-squareFargeol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up126·edit-21 day agoNaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle “I have something for you” He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
minus-squaredovahking@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·18 hours ago“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·1 day agoMust be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
minus-squareCase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoYou don’t get dependencies in real life like that. You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
minus-squareFrostyCaveman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-21 day agoAh sweet, my left-pad is coming today!
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 day agoGuess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike…
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours agoBecause you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?
NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle
“I have something for you”
He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”
Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
You don’t get dependencies in real life like that.
You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
Ah sweet, my
left-padis coming today!“I got a package from Jason”
“I also got a lock”
Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike…
Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?