I use my real name for packages in case I need support if there’s a problem with the delivery, but like if I went to a restaurant, or order food delivery, I’d probably use a fake name so people don’t be judging my fatass lol.

  • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today
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    21 hours ago

    I use a fake name at restaurants and fast food, and if I know something is coming via FedEx or UPS, I also use a fake name for that too. Unfortunately USPS will only deliver packages to the listed names at your address, or I would use a fake name for everything.

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      20 hours ago

      I’ve lived in several states and USPS doesn’t care about your name. They want your legal name written on the mailbox (and will usually write it down if you don’t when you move in), but they will deliver to any ass name. I’ve used fake names for everything ever for a long time now and only had a problem once with an international shipment. You can mail random ass name to random ass address and they’ll put it at the address.

      If USPS fails to deliver an international item that requires a signature, you need to show ID if they don’t try to redeliver. And your name must match or they won’t give it to you.

      In my case, it was something that didn’t require a signature and even had a “no signature required” sticker on it from the sender because they do that enough apparently. And the USPS didn’t try to deliver it cause I have a cam. So the USPS person just gave it to me and told me to not fuck up again on international shipments and that was that!

      In short, fake name good at all times except on international orders that require a signature.

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        19 hours ago

        I think it depends. I’ve noticed in newer developments that yes, they’ll only deliver to names of known recipients.

        But I’ve also lived in old-ass places most of my life and I can’t get them to stop delivering mail for someone who hasn’t lived here in 5+ years.

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          18 hours ago

          My gloriously unionized USPS workers are hella pissed that I continue to write “no longer at address” on mail for the umpteen people who have previously lived where I am now. I will occasionally get mail with “or current resident” underlined many, many times because it was misdelivered and that person sent it back, and they think I tried to “no longer address” it I guess.

          I lived in a newer development a few years ago and they didn’t care about names there either. Sad to hear new-new is different.

          Overall, if your USPS just wants to jettison mail at an address, using a fake name is great. I get spam for shit with a fake name and I can see who sold my info (and ditch them). I get emails like “Shitbob Jimbo, we stole your identity and hacked your email and computer and it’s joever for you, believe us because we know your name.” Little do they know I’m really Jimshit Bimbo and forever elusive

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      21 hours ago

      I have my Amazon orders come to a fake name to differentiate from my wife who orders under my name. I’m not saying you’re wrong, but there is clearly a loophole.