Ah yes, Kool-Aid Man. On the intro screen, he bursts through a brick wall—and if you’re going to make a game about Kool-Aid Man, that’s mandatory.

If Kool-Aid Man doesn’t crash through something at the start, is it even a Kool-Aid Man game? (No. It’s not.)

Now the goal here is simple: protect the precious Kool-Aid from what I can only describe as sentient bombs with straws. They’re called Thirsties, which sounds like the name of a failed emo band, but whatever. These little creeps try to slurp up all your Kool-Aid—which is weird, because I thought drinking the Kool-Aid was the entire point of Kool-Aid.

Anyway, you’ve got to wait until they actually start drinking before you slam into them. Do it too early and nothing happens. Wait too long and they tap you first, sending you careening across the screen like a sentient bowling ball. Bonus tip: don’t touch the walls either, because apparently the Kool-Aid Man is so full of juice that the slightest touch make him bounce.

People like to blame games like this for the Great Video Game Crash. But I say no way. This game has charm. It’s got bounce (literally). It’s got bright colors. It’s got Kool-Aid Man yelling “OH YEAH!” like he just snorted a line of Pixy Stix. Okay, he doesn’t literally do this, but in my head canon, he does.

Sure, this is advertising. But so was Cool Spot for the SEGA Genesis, and most people agree that game was pretty darn good too. So cut Kool-Aid Man some slack. He may be a glass-bodied corporate shill, but by god, he’s our glass-bodied corporate shill.

Oddly, this was made by Mattel Electronics for their M Network imprint, which they used for systems that weren’t published for Intellivision. In this case, Kool-Aid Man was an Atari 2600. And I don’t understand why this game wasn’t available for Mattel’s own console. Was Kool-Aid Man too cool for those dweebs who played Intellivision?

We may never know. But one thing’s for sure: Kool-Aid Man definitely belonged on the Atari.

  • FiddlersViridian @sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    3·
    21 hours ago

    I agree, this is a fun little game. There definitely were plenty of terrible 2600 games that were part of problem at the time (I’m looking at you Frogs and Flies) but some of the “shovelware” is fun.

    And, there actually is a version of Kool-Aid man for the Intellivision! It’s a completely different game though and not as much fun IMO.

    • WhoDestroysTheGond@lemmy.caEnglish
      2·
      17 hours ago

      Agree it wasn’t the best Atari game, but as a little kid it was fun competing for those flies in 2P. I can still picture when the night was over, the frogs jumping away, a fly bringing in the words “The End” and then listening to the crickets chirp.

  • Redkey@programming.devEnglish
    3·
    22 hours ago

    There’s a… not exactly a bug, but an unannounced change, in the graphics chip in some later versions of the Atari 2600, which has been named after this game by the fan/homebrew community. On most 2600 console versions, it’s possible for a game to perform a particular graphics operation at an unintended time and get an undocumented but consistent and useful result.

    On the differing consoles, the result is slightly different, and because of the way this game is written, it often causes a chain of actions that end up making Kool-Aid Man bounce around continuously as if being hit by enemies, even though nothing is touching him.

    • FiddlersViridian @sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      1·
      21 hours ago

      Interesting! I’ve never heard of that before, and I love this sort of thing. Do you have any more info about it, or maybe an Atariage thread with more details?

      I did a quick search and found a couple references to a problem with it on the 2600 Jr when the difficulty switch is set to A. Is that it?

  • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    20 hours ago

    Intellivision did actually have a Kool-Aid game, but you didn’t play as Kool-Aid Man. You played as a couple kids trying to find the ingredients to make some Kool-Aid. It still had the Thirsties in it, but the gameplay was very different.

    Also, I’m pretty sure that, aside from the games, the Thirsties were exclusive to the official Marvel Kool-Aid comics. I remember them in commercials, but I’m pretty sure I’m Mandela-ing myself and what I’m actually remembering is Pilsbury’s Goofy Grape and the rest of the Funny Face characters.

    The funny coincidence is that almost all of the Funny Face characters are depicted drinking from straws on their packages. Which kind of makes me wonder if the 2600 game wasn’t a subtle dig at them.