I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds
I’m going to watch it twice now just to be that much better than most. Also I can say things like, “I personally enjoyed my second viewing much more than my first.”