Lincolns, uh… find a way

♫ Way way back in the 1980’s

Secret government employees

Dug up famous guys and ladies

And made amuzing genetic copies

Now their clones are sexy teens

Now they’re going to make it if they tried

Loving, learning, sharing, judging

Time to laugh, and shiver and cry

Yes, what was stopping us from doing that was access to his DNA, now that we have the gloves there are no other road blocks to making this happen.

I’m gonna buy up all the top hat and beard balm stock right now…

Evil Lincoln!