• capetaun@feddit.it
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    5 months ago

    My friend after eating 500 grams of peanuts “Isn’t it funny when you eat penuts and your throat closes and itches a lot?”

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      5 months ago

      Don’t be daft they’re not endangered. If they win danger they wouldn’t be allowed to sell their furry eggs in the supermarket.

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    5 months ago

    Me: “Man, I love chocolate so much, it’s a shame it makes my throat feel so tight and sore.”

    My mom: “Hey Ash… You’re not allowed to eat chocolate any more…”

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      5 months ago

      Reminds me of this YouTube channel I used to watch called “WheresMyChallenge”.

      They did a “1lb Snickers Bar” video. Where one of them promptly discovered he was allergic to nuts.