Donald Trump is raging against the Supreme Court after it temporarily blocked his administration from using a centuries-old wartime law to fast-track migrant deportations. On Saturday, Trump ramped up his attacks by highlighting a plan to move “terrorists” near justices’ homes.

“The president should release these terrorists near the Chevy Chase Country Club, with daytime release,” former GOP staffer Mike Davis wrote online. Trump shared the post.

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    I’m sure he’s just joking. I wish someone would fucking kill this prick already. See, I just did it too. I’m joking about someone blowing the president’s fucking head clean off. See how humor works in the US? I’m just following the president’s lead here.

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      That’s funny. It reminds me of this joke about Donald Trump getting picked up by the cartels and then they stab him to death with screwdrivers, slowly, over a period of days, and then the footage ends up on LiveLeak or something? I can’t remember the whole thing, unfortunately. I think there was something about wild dogs fucking the holes, too? Man my memory sucks.

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      Just make sure you arent posting pebbles in the shape of numbers on a beach, that one can actually get you in trouble.

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        Fun fact they actually foiled a plot on Obama where the guy was building some sort of microwave-based “death ray.” He was going to mount it inside a panel van.

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          Well, I don’t mind making jokes because it’s basically “just” a giant taser hooked up to a massive pulsed power source. it shoots a wire at something, which then makes contact with ground and it dumps all the stored power through that wire, turning it to plasma and making lightning.

          that tower isn’t just to raise the turret up- that is the cap bank. Getting that thing anywhere near Trump would be a shocking display of incompetence. or complicity.

          also, I don’t have the resources or expertise to build it. lols.

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            I looked up my example afterwards. It was actually x-ray based, so they wouldn’t actually need to expose the device for it to work, and it would have feasibly fit in a van.

            The two accomplices were also KKK members and they seemed more focused on killing random Muslims with it and going for Obama was more of an aspiration. But as delusional morons do, they overextended and got multiple undercover agents involved in their plot before they actually did any harm.

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              The best escape plans always involve getting multiple federal agencies into a pissing match!

              No. Really!

              (/s. They’re usually smart enough to cooperate long enough to get you someplace “cozy”)

      • And if anyone does then comedy is truly dead!

        First they came for the dick jokes, but I said nothing because my act didn’t include dick jokes

        Then they came for the [ethnicity] people be like jokes, but I said nothing because my act didn’t include [ethnicity] people be like jokes

        Etc