Got addicted to Farmville. Should have known right then that it wasn’t going to work.
Ahahahaha biggest 🚩
I saw a Farmville themed slot machine recently. Like a time warp to 2007
Forgot we were dating when she was the one who started the relationship.
What’s the story behind that? Did she claim she just “forgot” and cheated? Were you “on a break”?
Nope. She actually straight up forgot.
I introduced her to this place I would usually go to hang out in the community, and she’d tell everyone who asked if we were dating that we weren’t. I didn’t say anything because, being young and dumb, I just kinda assumed she was being shy and didn’t want to share with anybody.
Come a few days later, we were hanging out at the park close to her place, and while we were talking on the swings, she casually starts bringing up to me how she met this guy at a event her friend invited her to, and how he asked her out. I was confused, said I thought we were dating, and then after thinking over for a moment in confusion, you could see the moment of realization when she basically said “oh yeah, we were, whoops”.
She followed me into the men’s washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.
She’s a keeper!
She broke up with me abruptly because I just wasn’t a boyfriend like Edward was to Bella and then 6months later she asks me out again and then 6 months from then she breaks up with me because I told her “I love you” and according to her, that meant “I want to have sex with you very soon” so she broke up with me again.
High school, man.
Raging hormones and unrealistic, unspoken, expectations can do wild things
The things some people think are relevant or important in relationships are weird.
I watch 90 Day Fiance to revel in this fact 😄People are absolutely wild.
Pray for forgiveness every time we had sex
So did you forgive her, or what?
ooh boy
Yep it’s about as fun as it sounds
I could see that getting kinky if played right, tho I imagine anyone that seriously prays for forgiveness after sex is probably not into getting kinky.
Yeah this person was absolutely not kinky
She was learning to play the guitar but wasn’t very good at it. I also started learnig so we could play together. I was starting to get decent, learned a song and decided to play it to her.
Halfway through the song she freaked out and shouted that if I ever play in front of her again she’ll break up with me.
How old were y’all when this happened?