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https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14…
It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s.
Nothing can.
It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She’s made to be mine.
“I want to be with her together.”
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
“I absoluetly want to be with her”
She seems to be alone right now.
“Is it my chance?”
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him”
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
“aww man”
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing
Aw shit.
How would I die by this?
“How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account”
They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.
“How to Clean Leather Sandals”
I don’t own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.
Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful
I’m dying in a religious conflict
Bonus:
Are you by chance Irish?
Botched attempt doing spell with purple candle (burned entire house down)
Removing mold stains from wood flooring.
I’m dying of stupidity, apparently.
Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol
Oh no, I’ll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(
I’m checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?
UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.
How To Get More Views on a Facebook Video
God dammit
https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Snow-Cave
apparently I’m bad at igloos
I got How to Get Bulbasaur in Pokémon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.
Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that’s it anyway.
