NightAuthor@lemmy.world to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 9 months agoSleepyi.imgur.comimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1733arrow-down116
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minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·9 months agoPull over and stop. It’s not worth it. However, if you decide not to: simply jerk off while driving. It works. 🤷♂️
minus-squareSkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·9 months agoUnfortunately, it’s unlikely your job will accept that explanation. Requiring to drive cars even when it’s dangerous sucks.
minus-squareoldGregg@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoMfw I work 24 hour shifts driving an ambulance
minus-squareUtMan1988@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoThe flashing lights behind you will keep you awake
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months agoBut even if I stop I’m still tired /s
Pull over and stop. It’s not worth it.
However, if you decide not to: simply jerk off while driving. It works. 🤷♂️
Unfortunately, it’s unlikely your job will accept that explanation.
Requiring to drive cars even when it’s dangerous sucks.
Mfw I work 24 hour shifts driving an ambulance
The flashing lights behind you will keep you awake
Flashing all around
But even if I stop I’m still tired /s