What guns? I lost mine in a boating accident. Terrible tragedy, but I figure they’re a waste of money and haven’t bought another one.
Oh, all that ammo? I just keep that for emotional support. It’s been hard since the accident…
Just don’t ask what’s behind my “I sure do love me some Jesus” shrine or why the wall behind it doesn’t make sense with the wall placement in the other room, or why I have 42 copies of the Bible in extra large print on one shelf in the living room…
(LPT: they don’t open bibles and they probably wouldn’t destroy a Jesus memorial in front of others who supposedly love Jesus in order to discover the hidden door to the storage room)
What guns? I lost mine in a boating accident. Terrible tragedy, but I figure they’re a waste of money and haven’t bought another one.
Oh, all that ammo? I just keep that for emotional support. It’s been hard since the accident…
Just don’t ask what’s behind my “I sure do love me some Jesus” shrine or why the wall behind it doesn’t make sense with the wall placement in the other room, or why I have 42 copies of the Bible in extra large print on one shelf in the living room…
(LPT: they don’t open bibles and they probably wouldn’t destroy a Jesus memorial in front of others who supposedly love Jesus in order to discover the hidden door to the storage room)