We should just let them bring all these things back, make the southeast US a mecca for dinks that want raw milk, lead paint, asbestos insulation, and derailed trains pumping vinyl chloride into a biodome.

Entice them to move there by saying something like, “The south is rising again, make sure you get in there before they close the doors!”

This would suck though, I would hate not to be able to go to the Smokeys ever again or see the Everglades.