Stuff like a pretty case with slots for optical drives, a laptop with a shitton of ports and all-day battery life or anything else that seems to go against the trends.

This thread is for complaining about how you can’t find it and (maybe) finding it thanks to someone else.

  • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    A smaller phone with flagship-level cameras and a headphone jack. I know I’ll have to charge it more often or it’ll be thicker. I’m willing to make that trade-off.

    And not a slimmer phone. Make it as thick as a wallet full of business cards. I don’t give a shit. I use my phone for reading text, listening to music, and taking pictures. Just make the fucking camera top of the line and let me use my good headphones. If it’s several millimeters thicker, so be it.

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    15 days ago

    Cheap large e-ink android screen. Doesn’t need to do anything other than be a consistent, always on display with a long battery life.

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        15 days ago

        As someone who’s been wanting a boox tablet for a while I don’t think they fit “cheap”

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        15 days ago

        They look neat, but way too powerful and expensive, and not big enough. I want a whiteboard size e-ink display with a processor like a potato for like <100 USD

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          13 days ago

          Hmm… The one I’ve seen; hisense for example its non touch, and the monitor is 1500 bucks… I’ve seen a big white board like thing at a local library and some schools, unsure what they are called or how much they cost. A quick search revealed the below but that is crazy expensive. I would then rather get a traditional white board with a marker and then take photos with a phone or camera and store in a hard drive… Not the same I guess…

          QuirkLogic Papyr - A large 42-inch E Ink display designed specifically as a digital whiteboard. Priced around $6,000-7,000.

          &

          RICOH eWhiteboard 4200 - A 42-inch E Ink collaborative whiteboard, similar price range to the QuirkLogic.

  • davidgro@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    I’ll join the ranks asking for a perfect phone.

    Mine would have:

    • Unlocked bootloader
    • All week battery (or at least 3 days) I don’t care if it’s super thick.
    • User replaceable battery
    • Headphone jack
    • Very high specs (like at least 16 GB RAM and 1TB storage)
    • SD card slot
    • Probably more I’m not thinking of right now.
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      15 days ago

      i don’t even need good specs or sd card, just a good camera, foss rom and good battery

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      15 days ago

      I’d like to add some strength too. I don’t give a shit about the latest AI fuzzy on any phone, but if it would please last at least a year without cracking the screen or the back that would be amazing. And a record for me. Doesn’t have to be razor thin either. Just make it beefy.

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        14 days ago

        Only thing I could figure out (except maybe looking into Chinese payments systems which… No. Just no) is Garmin Pay.

        Once set up, works with the smartwatch and does not use the phone, or the internet, at all.

        I know it’s not exactly what you asked, but its what I managed to do. Garmin watches also work pretty great with Gadgetbridge :-)

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            13 days ago

            Do bear in mind that not all banks and/or cards are supported. Out of my 6 payment cards, over 3 banks (I know, ridiculous), only 3 are compatible. One bank is not compatible at all, the other one supports the debit card on Garmin Pay but not the credit card.

            I knew that before hand. Garmin has a list… Somewhere.

      • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works
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        14 days ago

        but that depends on the vendor. highest chance to do it is with Monero, even considering that basically no one knows it

  • Azal@pawb.social
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    15 days ago

    Is a truck tech? Fuck it I’m calling a pickup truck tech.

    I just want a pickup the size of a 90s ford ranger that’s a hybrid. Since I’m making it a unicorn, lets go 4wd

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        14 days ago

        Nah, I don’t need diesel. Lets be honest at hybrid it’ll do the job just fine as is.

        Basically I want the kind of pickup truck that I can toss a few 2x4s in the back and go, doesn’t have to be big, doesn’t need a lot of hauling power. Which is the opposite of the way trucks are going nowadays, which are big as fuck and made to tow the fucking world with the shortest damn truck bed that I’ve watched people struggle to get a tv into because the bed is too short.

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      14 days ago

      I’d like that but full electric, minimum 500km in the “tank” I had an all electric vehicle and LOVED everything about it, except the range. Then eventually I needed a truck for my job (but I did cram my Kia Soul to the brim for the 3 years I had it.)

      I’d buy a hybrid though, if that’s what was available.

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        It’s why I like hybrids. I have a tendency to sometimes end up at least an hour away from an electric plug for a few days or so.

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        15 days ago

        That’s cool, hadn’t really thought about it. Basically looking for a wifi-only device I can install Signal on.

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            Nah. With an Android device, you can install the Signal app (it’s even on FDroid now). You’ll need a phone number to register it, but just to receive the code. Could be a mobile number you have, a landline, or a VoIP (ie, jmp.chat) number-- as long as you haven’t already registered for Signal with it.

            A Linux device could pose some difficulty, but I think there is progress being made on running Android apps.

            Edit: sorry, forgot some of the context here. Leaving it since I’m pretty sure you can install Android on a RasPi.

        • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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          14 days ago

          Let me preface this by saying that, compared to your average Lemmy user, I am not a technical person. What stuck in my head was removing the radio and comms tech completely - no cell radio, no wifi, no GPS. Literally just make it an average cellphone sized offline tablet, where you’re adding stuff only via the USB port or SD card slot.

          Assuming this were possible/actually worth it, would probably need custom firmware to actually make it useable anyway. Just taking an off the shelf smartphone and using a custom launcher would likely be the more practical route, but I’d be more interested if it was offline only from a pure hardware perspective.

          But I digress - I just thought it was funny to see this when it seriously was the “What if?” that made it hard for me to get to sleep the other day.

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            12 days ago

            You’re thinking about it too hard.

            Just use a launcher, sometimes called Kiosk mode/launchers, to launch one app. You can disable the other hardware if you want, but it doesn’t seem like it really helps you reach your goal.

            You could probably pull it off with a Pi Zero, battery pack, and screen if you want to get into it a bit. It’s not that hard at all.

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              Probably - thought about it harder anyway (see: actually read stuff), and the closest you can probably get to what I was thinking about with your average smartphone is disconnecting and terminating all connections to the antennas.

              Let’s be real, though - if I actually intended to use something like this, it’d for sure be something cobbled together using an SBC like the Pi Zero.

    • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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      The reason this doesn’t work is because Android and iOS limit the crap out of app functionality to allow for battery optimization. On Linux, users (and apps) do whatever the crap they feel like (and that’s a good thing, until you talk about battery).

  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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    I’d really love to find a new radio for my car that: 1) can serve as a monitor for my back-up camera, and 2) isn’t a fucking touch screen.

    There are models that are one or the other, but I haven’t found anything that’s both. The closest I’ve found is a compromise - a touchscreen that also has a few tactile controls. But I don’t want to have to rely on any touch screen when I’m driving. I simply don’t feel compelled enough to spend $400+ for a frustrating half-measure.

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      15 days ago

      I settled on a SPH-10BT a few years ago. It didn’t have backup camera support though IIRC there is a radar add-on, but don’t know how available it is anymore.

      It seems insane to me, especially with the prevalence of Apple/Android Auto, that no car company is willing to have the phone be the supplemental screen in the car.

      That there’s no built-in phone mounts in cars still bugs me. Put wireless charging on a spot on the dash, NFC/Bluetooth to get it to automatically snap into car mode. Don’t have to develop an in-house UI that everyone hates and can focus on making a car.

  • shastaxc@lemm.ee
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    15 days ago

    I need an ecmascript library that demuxes mpeg when fed individual frames. Every lib just wants to take in a whole file or URL to a stream. I need to filter the websocket sending the data so I need to feed individual frames to the lib. I’m only finding commonjs libs that do this

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    15 days ago

    A high-quality laptop without any branding.

    I’m currently using a 9-year-old, woefully underpowered laptop made by Xiaomi. Full aluminium unibody, and NO logo. Not printed on, not etched in, not glistening only in the right light. NO LOGO.

    I’m not a billboard. I’m not responsible for your brand recognition. Ironically though, far more people have come up to me and asked “hey, what laptop is that” than ever would have cared if there was a logo on it.

    It also just looks and feels fantastic, all-aluminium-no-logo just looks so sleek.

    So yeah. I will not be upgrading until I find another laptop of the same build quality, with no logo. Tuxedo has that option for most of their laptops, but for some reason not for their only current full-aluminium body -.-

    Oh, and don’t come at me with stickers.

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      Oh, and don’t come at me with stickers.

      Well then. Maybe you could wrap your heart in duc-ta-a-ape! *runs away sobbing*

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    15 days ago

    A media player that isn’t just a modified android tablet in a box with an HDMI output. (And loaded with spyware). And doesn’t require an always-on internet connection.

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      15 days ago

      What about an Android tablet running a custom ROM without GApps flashed, and an adapter for HDMI? There’s a handful of widely sold tablets that also have a decent development scene and are cheap second hand. Check XDA forums for various models before deciding which one to get

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    15 days ago

    A laptop with trackpad buttons

    Lenovo is the only one I can find, and they’re above the pad for the nub