New fear for couches unlocked.
I don’t know what that means but it seems fitting.
I’m joining you at the Horror House tonight. I’m free tonight, so I’m joining you at the Horror House.
Backpfeifengesicht.
Backpfeifengesicht.
Translated to a slappable face. I sometimes can tell what they mean in German if I say it out loud. I was pretty sure “Back fife and shit” was probably wrong.
Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with “shit” is German for “face” :D
Backpfeife would literally translate to “cheek whistle”, because that’s our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.
I like that even better, “Cheek whistle face.” Is there a way to make it more cheeks (butt) whistle face?
Backe (cheek) can be used both for the cheek in the face and the butt. But I guess you could say Arschbackpfeife? Arschbackpfeifengesicht? I’m not sure, need some inspiration from fellow Germans.
No need to ask any other Germans, I think that works if you say it out loud, lol.
Backe is actually just the butt cheek, Wange is the correct term for the face cheek.
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Thanks. I hate it.
2 posts in and I’m done for the day
Fantastic cure for doom scrolling
Whenever they print out “I did that” Drump stickers, they should print out these too.
This troubles me greatly
if your name is re: deus ex… I wanna buy you one weed
My lungs are augmented
Ah, that’s my fetish. Thanks.
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This keeps getting better.
My eyes!!! 👁️👁️
Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.
Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!
that mascara makes him look like mac in isaip
I sent you my Javelins plz respond
