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minus-squareOccultIconoclast@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 days ago There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
minus-squareLeninOnAPrayer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoSounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.
minus-squareVerbFlow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”
minus-squarebane_killgrind@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoCorrelates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.
So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
Sounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.
“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”
Correlates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.