You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.
I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.
We are not the same.
I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.
We are not the same.
That’s what Larry did on Curb!
His hat pushed society away and he loved it.
It’s the same picture
So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!
Do you really want it to stop though?
It’s my job!
Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?Yes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?
Yes!
Finally found a brother who gets it
Honestly, the first thing that came to mind when I saw the picture was that her son made her a crown, and she was proudly rockin’ it.
I mean that’s probably what happened but you can’t get insta likes without a wacky ass story
That’s exactly what happened.
Source: am a parent that wears whatever my kids make for me.
I looked her up. I’m pretty sure this is satire judging from the comedic nature of most of her posts.
The kids don’t have hats. Does she hate her kids??
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thinks mind controlling radio waves are a legitimate threat that needs to be protected against
doesn’t take steps to also protect their young children from that danger
classic
Insert that photo of a pregnant lady smoking while talking to the news about how something else is making her concerned for her kids.
Don’t worry, children are under the control of their parents until they turn 18
Well, if you get to remove one digit a year I’ll still have my thumbs. I guess.
I’ll keep both big toes thanks!
A little mind control in their life builds character
I’m waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.
It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.
I thought this was wholesome memes and mom did not conform to society by wearing the crown made for her by the her kid.
I assumed she just didn’t want to argue with a toddler who desperately wanted her to wear that. I mean, pick your battles. Save the energy for a bigger one and wear a tinfoil hat. But the present thing would be much more wholesome
She might be wearing it to keep other people away and stop them from taking to her.
It really does stop the voices, just not the voices you’d expect.
She could just… wear that tinfoil cap under a normal hat to avoid attracting attention??
But then it isn’t performative conservatism, and therefore is unmonetizable by the algorithm due to lack of engagement! And you gotta feed that 'rithm!
I feel like between 2-5, every parent would kill for some decent child mind control.
The babies have evolved past tin foil
Morons always procreate and it’s been holding back the rest of the human race since the beginning of time.
Malthus is that you???
How do you define intelligence? What evidence do you have that intelligence is genetic?
You’re putting words in my mouth, I said nothing about what intelligence the kids get, all I said is stupids people are more likely to procreate due to less critical thinking and long term planning, thus creating a sort of cycle. I’m talking behavioral and developmental barriers coupled with economic pressure
Nothing at all to do with genetics.
You’re about one step away from eugenics lol
No, no I am not.
I said nothing about what intelligence the kids get, all I said is stupids people are more likely to procreate due to less critical thinking and long term planning, thus creating a sort of cycle. I’m talking behavioral and developmental barriers coupled with economic pressure
Nothing at all to do with genetics.
I’d say one step away from an Idiocracy reference, two steps from eugenics, lol.
Wait… wouldn’t the tinfoil act as an antenna?
Not an antenna, but a parabol dish focusing the waves on a central point.
Fr, do a faraday cage helm or bust
Depends, I think, if there’s an insulating gap between it and your metal skull.
Also doubles for keeping leftovers fresh after a restaurant meal.
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