• UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    To be fair

    Already a reddit-logo opener, right up there with “um,” and “hate to break it to you, but”

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    Some day sucking all that shoe polish off of corporate footwear will pay off and you will wear the boot! Keep at it, treat defender! bootlicker

    but I have news for you

    Your refractory period must have passed because you’re doing the reddit-logo thing again in the same post.

    That’s how the world works!

    You may need to hydrate, have more Vitamin E, and possibly have a burn clinic on speed dial with all that mental masturbation you’re doing here. volcel-judge