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minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·18 days agoSo your partner can rest safely from having to tell you they have a headache tonight.
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 days agoNo no no, I mean why do I gotta have a bed to have sex?
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·18 days agoTo give your partner something to clean up afterward? Just kidding. That’s borderline misogynistic. It’s so you can easily roll over and fall asleep after the intense 30-second marathon you just “ran”.
minus-squareMango@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 days agoOh no, a marathon is to be had. I enjoy some toys sir.
So your partner can rest safely from having to tell you they have a headache tonight.
No no no, I mean why do I gotta have a bed to have sex?
To give your partner something to clean up afterward?
Just kidding. That’s borderline misogynistic. It’s so you can easily roll over and fall asleep after the intense 30-second marathon you just “ran”.
Oh no, a marathon is to be had. I enjoy some toys sir.