Encode1307@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 months agoDogs love belly scritches because they can't scritch their own belliesmessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down110
arrow-up1118arrow-down1message-squareDogs love belly scritches because they can't scritch their own belliesEncode1307@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoYour dog would feel bad for you if it understood you couldn’t lick your butt.
minus-squareEncode1307@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoIdk, it may be mad that no one ever told it about toilet paper. “You mean I didn’t have to be licking this shit off my ass this whole time?!”
minus-squareDeebster@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoYou’re talking about an animal that voluntarily dines out on any random poo it finds.
Your dog would feel bad for you if it understood you couldn’t lick your butt.
Idk, it may be mad that no one ever told it about toilet paper.
“You mean I didn’t have to be licking this shit off my ass this whole time?!”
You’re talking about an animal that voluntarily dines out on any random poo it finds.