Doesn’t look like that one’s reached egg laying age yet, so either it’s for best shit layer or the unthinkable has happened and someone has told a lie on the internet.

“Suits are for closers layers!”

She would probably enjoy freedom, grass, and real sunlight, but you know, a suit is umm a hinderance. Do chickens like that?

I don’t think the chicken likes it.

You can tell it’s real because of how clean the suit is and chickens are well-known for being super tidy.

Is that Jane Lynch?

“Put that cricket down! Crickets for layers only.”