• AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Just to be clear, does he accept white supply-side Jesus as his personal savior?

    Because the commie, middle-eastern Jesus who told us to… 🤢… help one another doesn’t count!

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          11 months ago

          the real Lord/Jesus/Holy Spirit is not monitoring your dick or labia 24/7. I mean, that would be fucked up.

          So “my religious belief is that there is an omniscient spirit who is constantly monitoring and judging what you do with your genitals”

          oh, uh,… okay…