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Sundray@lemmus.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

Never say never

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Never say never

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago
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    She can fix me

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    I bet you that cat will be fucking pissed as it’s floating around in space during the universe’s heat death.

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      Nah, we can solve for that.

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    Kidnapper: “Come on, just do it. It’s not rocket science.”

    Science guy: “But, I am a rocket scientist.”

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    Immortal but not immune to aging and disease would be a cruel genie trick on the cat. Have to be sure to cover all the fine print.

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      Any Genie that monkey paws a cat deserves to be locked away in their lamp and buried in the sun.

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    Well? Did they make the cat immortal then?

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      We’ll have to wait and see…

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      Yeah, did it work? Asking for a dog.

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    This person can pull off the eyebrow raise

    Not that white house twat

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