so i hiked up to the top of a mountain and saw a really big rock that was kind of spiky and looked really cool, so i climbed up the the top of it, it was really dusty and i didn’t think much of it so i brushed away the dust and sat on top of the rock while i ate my lunch, after i finished eating i stood up and looked down between me feet, then i saw it. there was a little dog tag that said: southwest crematorium. i panicked and left in a hurry.
what should i do?
Wait…wait…wait
You brushed the dust BEFORE you ate your lunch? And since you’re hiking I’m guessing you didn’t wash your hands after you brushed away the dust?
Dude…I think you might have eaten some of someone’s dead relative.
OHNO