Legit some men think if you even wipe (!!!) your ass, then you’re signaling to gay men you’re available for sex. Well, at least this can lead to some Darwin awards (normal fecal bacteria can be somewhat nasty, but bacteria in poop that is not fresh is extremely bad).
In case people don’t believe this, it’s a real thing. Idiots aren’t wiping their asses because they legitimately think that touching your own ass is gay. And these people are allowed to just walk around freely in the world, no death penalty or anything.
Bidets are woke??
Legit some men think if you even wipe (!!!) your ass, then you’re signaling to gay men you’re available for sex. Well, at least this can lead to some Darwin awards (normal fecal bacteria can be somewhat nasty, but bacteria in poop that is not fresh is extremely bad).
That’s so nasty I would have found it hard to believe if I wasn’t aware of just how outrageously homophobic some people can be.
Having a clean ass is for homosexuals and Communists, duh!
In case people don’t believe this, it’s a real thing. Idiots aren’t wiping their asses because they legitimately think that touching your own ass is gay. And these people are allowed to just walk around freely in the world, no death penalty or anything.
Finding out that eating pussy, washing your hands or ass are all gay helped me come to terms with being a trans lesbian
Yeah, that’s why the only tradesman I know with one is in a union. He’s even friends with queer people.
Based man!
Yeah, he’s a great guy