HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agoWhat common thing should not only be banned, but criminalized with mandatory minimum sentences?message-squaremessage-square161fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down16
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareWhat common thing should not only be banned, but criminalized with mandatory minimum sentences?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square161fedilink
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoDon’t you tell me which lane is for loading, and which lane is for stopping!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoThere’s just no stopping in the left lane
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 hours agoListen, Betty, don’t start up with your left lane shit again.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoOh, really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoIt’s really the only sensible thing to do if it’s done properly. Therapeutically there’s no danger involved.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoWait a minute. I know you! You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoI’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoYou are Kareem! I’ve seen you play. My dad’s got season tickets.
minus-squareEntropyFlux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoI think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Don’t you tell me which lane is for loading, and which lane is for stopping!
There’s just no stopping in the left lane
Listen, Betty, don’t start up with your left lane shit again.
Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
It’s really the only sensible thing to do if it’s done properly. Therapeutically there’s no danger involved.
Wait a minute. I know you! You’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!
I’m sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m the co-pilot.
You are Kareem! I’ve seen you play. My dad’s got season tickets.
I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?