My spirit animal
That blep tho
Just like my aunt’s dog … We went out for 5min. And he ate 1,5 kg meat from the kitchen counter. Upon our return he just looked at us with eyes saying “I’ll take the punishment whatever it is. 1,5kg was worth it” (hard -impossible I might add- to punish such a face)
I know about one that managed to steal a whole 6kg christmas ham and eat it! Would have loved to see the faces of the owners lmao. Apparently the dog had terrible diarrhea for hours from that, so not only did they lose the ham, they also had to keep up all night to make sure the dog didn’t need an emergency vet visit and wasn’t shitting inside
My dog ate all the candy out of my easter basket one year, plus the plastic chick. I knew something was up because he appeared out of the back of the house and his tail was wagging 3x as fast as normal.
And here we have ourselves a winner
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Please tell me that it wasn’t raw. Or at least that it had a nice coat of salt and pepper on top
Dogs love raw meat dude, raw raw meat
But please tell me they wash their hands afterward
He did not had to bite it off the animal or get it from the butcher himself, but otherwise as raw as it gets.
reminds me of Hyperbole and a Half’s cake story :D
Imagine going to get some new glasses and seeing this bloody puppy on the floor? Even after I learn it’s just jam, that trauma is real.
He did nothing wrong, sweet little fella
Overly sweet, it would seem.