• StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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        TIL: when you’re stupid or evil, it’s only genocide if it’s successful.

        “Constable, I caught this burglar in my house!”

        “Burglar? Naw mate, they didn’t steal everything, not even most of it. I see here today you actually earned more than they took. Nothing wrong here, nothing to see, let’s all move on.”

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            TIL: when you’re stupid or evil, it’s only genocide if the aggressor couldn’t have done more.

            “Constable, this man tried to murder my husband!”

            “Murder? Naw mate, they look alive to me. I see here they choked him but they would have stabbed him or ran him down with their car if they really wanted him dead. Could have poisoned his tea. Nothing wrong here, nothing to see, let’s all move on.”