I hate this, and I will now say this in public settings to make people uncomfortable with me. Thank you
Other phrases on this list include classics such as.
“Trees are just logs with branches on both sides.”
“Snakes are just heads with tails.”
“Cupcakes should have icing on the sides too for them to be cakes.”
“Step aside mortals”
“Good Luck and bad luck are the same thing, just a matter of perspective.” (love when they ask for me to elaborate on this one)
“Ants fought and died for this land!”
“Ever think about entropy?”
“Do you think wed survive at this speed?” In a car, plane etc or if theyve heard the phrase from me before say it again when moving at a snails pace.
“I wonder if theres a horton that can hear us whos.”
“The devs really fucked this one up.” in response to real world bad news implying we exist in a simulation
respond “NO” agressively with a straight face to very innocuous and polite requests, quickly smile and say “problem at all, ill do that right away” then do what they asked
I have more but they are contextual and dont spring to mind.
Snakes do have bodies as well as tails, it’s just not very apparent. The “body” part is comparatively long, while the tail is quite short. Cephalopods, however, are literally named “head-feet”.
I know i just enjoy thinking in these odd out of pocket ways to get people out of their heads. Its actually really cool looking at a snake skeleton you can see where the limbs would have been had it not evolved to lose them and where the tail begins very clearly!
I hate this, and I will now say this in public settings to make people uncomfortable with me. Thank you
Other phrases on this list include classics such as.
“Trees are just logs with branches on both sides.”
“Snakes are just heads with tails.”
“Cupcakes should have icing on the sides too for them to be cakes.”
“Step aside mortals”
“Good Luck and bad luck are the same thing, just a matter of perspective.” (love when they ask for me to elaborate on this one)
“Ants fought and died for this land!”
“Ever think about entropy?”
“Do you think wed survive at this speed?” In a car, plane etc or if theyve heard the phrase from me before say it again when moving at a snails pace.
“I wonder if theres a horton that can hear us whos.”
“The devs really fucked this one up.” in response to real world bad news implying we exist in a simulation
respond “NO” agressively with a straight face to very innocuous and polite requests, quickly smile and say “problem at all, ill do that right away” then do what they asked
I have more but they are contextual and dont spring to mind.
“Thanks for coming to my ted talk”
Do you think about Entropy, or have you only ever thought about Entropy, because of Entropy?
Only entropically and even when i dont think about entropy im thinking about entropy because of entrophy
Glad to hear you think of me, if indirectly
Always and slightly less over time. But also randomly.
It’s cool, I’m playing the long game
Snakes do have bodies as well as tails, it’s just not very apparent. The “body” part is comparatively long, while the tail is quite short. Cephalopods, however, are literally named “head-feet”.
I know i just enjoy thinking in these odd out of pocket ways to get people out of their heads. Its actually really cool looking at a snake skeleton you can see where the limbs would have been had it not evolved to lose them and where the tail begins very clearly!