• BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Speak for yourself, I weaponize mine in the form of unstoppable Halo lore.

    “Sgt Johnson sex scene? Damn straight it’s cannon, and I’d be happy to expand on that topic.”

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        Halo: Contact Harvest has you covered, Johnson shows his knowledge on what the ladies like to Jilan al-Cygni and current fan theory is they might’ve gotten married following this encounter due to a line in Halo 2 where he mentions his mother in law.

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          1 day ago

          I wouldn’t put too much stock in the weird shit Johnson says without a second corroborating source, personally. He’s an old Marine with some cliche drill sergeant characterization because he started as a throwaway side-character.

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            Oh of course, especially if you have the IWHBYD skull on. I don’t believe the theory, just stating it’s existence lol I doubt Johnson would ever get married, he’s married to the Corps OORAH

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          2552 was a good year to get married, up until the second invasion of Earth. Afterwards, there was a possibility of the future existing, which really puts a damper on those shotgun weddings