• NarrativeBear@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Hahaha yup, at least the microplastics will preserve us and help us live longer lives like Ken and Barbie. Though I guess the forever chemicals act as a reverse uno card.

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      13 hours ago

      Especially in our testicles. Imagine Indiana Jones where every skeleton just has a Lego ballsack.

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        13 hours ago

        Great, well it definitely going effect birth rates I am sure. I mean how long before that shit makes men sterile?

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          I don’t think we yet have any idea on that. But I’m guessing it’s not going to do us any favors.