• crapwittyname@feddit.uk
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      17 hours ago

      In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.

      \\ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\\

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        If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.

        Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother’s.

        • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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          You: “I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.”

          Genie: Done! You’re wish is granted.

          You: But nothing’s changed?

          Genie: Correct.

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          If I don’t go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.