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      17 hours ago

      Trump: “And uh, what’s your name again?”

      Mark: “It’s Mark.”

      “… Shark?”

      “No, Mr. Trump. Mark. Mark, with an M.”

      “Got it, Shark. So listen, you’re my good friend, Shark NATO. And we’re gonna get these supplies, even if Crooked Joe couldn’t get this war done like he promised he would.”